This Week's Hoax Well, it's a blog, but when I started writing these in 1996, I called them "hoaxes."

Nanny Mom

Professional website, still unlaunched. My website, almost ready. New clean look, same crappy content. Chris is out of town, I'm alone with KilBaby for a month. When I say alone, I mean, I have a nanny 8 hours a day. It's first world "alone with the baby," not third world "alone with the baby," which would mean my husband was killed by Janjaweed and we drink water hand-drawn from a poisoned well.

The nanny took that picture. My dad thinks its great only because he hasn't read Cornel West.