"...Viewer email was decidedly against me..."
Whatever, May 22st, 2007
My Dad wrote an email to Hannity and Colmes. I was de-booked on a different Fox show because during a previous appearance, I made too many "anti-Christian comments." Viewer email was decidedly against me. If Fox viewers perceive jokes as anti-something comments, then I made anti-Islam, goat-fucking, Barack Obama and Britney Spears comments as well. But only the Xstians got mad.
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"She was Imused," Dad wrote, between Masses. He has not heard back.
And what do I have to say? Whatever. I'm to tired to get riled up. I have a baby, people. And a job. On a website that will go live soon. But we write everyday as if we are live, and you, the American public, are missing some sweet stuff. Whatever. A few months ago, I pitched a show to a network that likes me. While they didn't buy my half hour tv show, they did buy three, three minute web versions of it. I pouted for awhile. I can't condense 22 minutes into 180 seconds. Can't do it.
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But I can. My show will just be different from how I originally envisoned it. Like motherhood, girlfriendhood, home ownership and life in general. If the network likes the scripts, then I get to make the shows. Casting (and if you know an Asian male or are one yourself, late 20s, do email), location scouting, directing, editing. I will have to hire people who are willing to be brilliant for not much money. On the weekend, when I am not working. Whatever.
Babies are like napalm bombs. They go off and you want to run down the street, screaming like that iconic Vietnamese girl. Kilbaby is so cute, and the relationship between his father and me is so ruined that we think, why not have another baby? Things really can't get any worse. We can't fight more than all the time, and we can't sleep less than not at all. We have nothing to lose.
