Laurie Kilmartin
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My name is . I'm a comedian and writer. I've performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals, and I've done standup on Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel and Showtime, and appeared on Best Week Ever, the Today Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow Show and Fox & Friends and Oprah. I'm currently a staff writer on CONAN, and last year, I was a finalist in Season 8 of NBC's Last Comic Standing. Finally, I just used the word "I" six times in five sentences. Gross.


Punchline Magazine ranked Five Minutes to Myself one of the Top Ten Comedy CDs of 2009.
"Laurie Kilmartin has the superpower that separates comedians from civilians: the mystic vision necessary to see the humor in the mundane and the insane." Punchline Magazine
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Podcast Appearances
Comedy and Everything Else! ep#151 Comedy and Everything Else!
On the Team Coco podcast
Never Not Funny: Fongers and Darkness Never Not Funny!
marc maron, wtf, laurie kilmartinMarc Maron put me on a live WTF, with Jackie Kashian.
Jimmy Pardo and Matt Belknap stuck me Never Not Funny!
On Kate Urquhart's Podcast of Comedy, between Saturday shows at Acme Comedy Club.
Jon Fisch and Dan Allen put me In the Tank.
Dork Forest: Kathleen Madigan and I have a Kennedy-off on Jackie Kashian's podcast. Kat-leen won.
Siskel and Negro: Robert Hawkins and I talk road farts and slavery.
Other stuff
Right-wing hack Monica Crowley shows up on a Google image search of me. Why? Well, she and I will be forever linked after I caught her stealing comedy from me and claiming it as her own.

A piece I wrote for Babble. Not sure why but they used a stock photo of a "female comic." Well, at least they didn't use Monica Crowley.

I googled my name and found this thread about my first LCS appearance, titled, "Disgusting." I joined in (screen name anylaurie), and the lady who started it agreed to see my show the next time I'm in North Carolina. See? We really can all get along!


2013 Road Work

April 16-20, Acme Comedy Club, Minneapolis MN

May 10-12 Rooster T Feathers, Sunnyvale Ca

May 24-25 Comedy Underground Seattle




Standup set on Conan.


Conan Reel At Conan, I'm on the monologue team, but I'm lucky cause the sketch guys will throw me in their pieces. Here's a few:

Last Comic Standing Prelims, 2010

Last Comic Standing , Making it to the Top Ten, 2010 Detoxing from Last Comic Standing, in Austin. NSFW. Every dirty word I can think of (way more than seven) plus a surprise ending!



First show of 2010... someone throws a roll at my head. Ah, comedy.



In conjunction with Comedy Central, I created a web series for Atom.com called American English with Jimmy T. There's four total, I put myself in this one:

Comedy Central



John McCain, Meet William: : Parody of a MoveOn.org ad, 2008



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Help some nice, poor people: Kiva microloans help people help themselves out of poverty. I helped a mom in Bosnia buy a cow!

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